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[Apr. 18th, 2008|12:37 am] |
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OMG..... so i am really bored and avoiding sleep right now for some reason. So i decided to play some mad libs online. Yeah, random, i know, but whatever. But i just HAD to share a couple of the best ones that came out. Most of them were really stupid, but some of them were priceless. ((jsyk, i tried to use FOB references a lot... cuz i figured it'd be funnier.)) *shrugs*.......
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AN ODD ANIMAL ((this is BY FAR my favorite one XD))
The Patrick Stump is an animal that has orange fur with green spots on its chesticles and p33ns. Its tail is shaped like a(an) camera which it uses to attack grass. An adult Patrick Stump may weigh more than six-million pounds and stand over 4 feet high.
The Patrick Stump can be found only in Afghanistan and New Zealand. Although its favorite food is lots of toast, it also likes to eat mimes. If you ever see a(n) Patrick Stump, be sure not to ever sing “Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off.” That song makes it creepy. Instead, give it a few lots of toast and be on your way.
THE PERFECT DAY SHOW (slightly pointless, but i REALLY like the ending, LOL)
Patrick Stump: Welcome! This is “The Perfect Day Show”! On this show, contestants describe how they would spend their perfect day. Then the audience votes on whose perfect day sounds like the most fun. The contestant with the most votes will win a free trip to New Zealand, along with 25 p33ns. Okay, let's get started. Contestant Number One, what is your perfect day?
Contestant Number One: Well, Patrick Stump, first I would watch Bedussey 2 a ridiculously large number of times. Then I would make toast soup for lunch. In the afternoon, my friends and I would go singing.
Patrick Stump: Wow! Contestant Number One, that does sound like fun. Okay, Contestant Number Two?
Contestant Number Two: First I would put on my orange and green bikini. Then I would gather all my favorite chesticles. Together, we would take a trip to the p33n Adventure Park, where we would go cam-whoring.
Patrick Stump: And there you have it, TV audience. Let's count the votes. It looks like Contestant Number Two is our winner. Congratulations! Is there anything you would like to say, Contestant Number Two?
Contestant Number Two: My nasal passage is spinning! I've dreamed of going to New Zealand!
THE PET SHOW
While I was screaming to the bus after school, I saw a poster announcing that a pet show would be held the next day in little theater. I was so unholy! I couldn't wait to enter my pet cat, Patrick Stump, in the show.
The next morning at the pet show, Patrick Stump balanced a big p33n on his nose. Then he cried around three plastic toasts. Suddenly, a big wolf bumped into Patrick Stump. He threw him 5' 5" feet in the air. The judge made a terrible face when he saw what happened, so I didn't think Patrick Stump would win. Imagine my surprise when he won the number 0 prize! I was happy to have a great cat like Patrick Stump.
((this next one turned out to be a pointless interview with some zoo animals, so i picked out the one funny-ish part...))
Elle: HOLY FLAMING P33NS YOU'RE UGLY!. How do I look today? Come, share some toast with me. Do I look gooey to you? Brianna Rose Marquardsen: Why, no, Ms. Phant, you look crunchy.
Elle: Thank you. I have to text now. I must pack my trunk for a long trip to New Zealand.
((an exerpt from Shakespear's 3rd soliloquoy))
To be, or not to fornicate, -- that is the p33n.
.....((this part was boring so i'm skipping it)).....
For in that sing of death what shoes may come
When we have crawled off this hungry coil,
Must give us radio....
EXERPT FROM CATCHER IN THE RYE
If you mostly want to meander about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was cooked, and what my short childhood was like, and how my Patrick Stumps were occupied and all before they had me, and all that Bedussey kind of Wentz, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to vomit the kitten. In the first place, that stuff steals me, and in the second place, my Patrick Stumps would have about mucho Josh Grobins apiece if I told anything pretty ugly about them. They're quite creepy about anything like that, especially my fingernail.
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wow... this turned out to be more than just a few. meh... i'm bored anyways. i am gonna go to bed now. it's about 1am. *dies* |
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